Missing Dog Found After 9 Years http://ping.fm/B5z9m

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Death by chocolate http://ping.fm/SYXyR

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking boat and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss you a lot and think of you often

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.