I asked God for a new car, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a car and asked for forgiveness.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

Of all the celebrities that have died this past week the passing of Billy Mays has effected me the most. Why is that?

The right to free speech does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.

Farrah Fawcett, sex symbol and actress, dies http://ping.fm/WIk7T

Singer Gloria Estefan buys minority stake in Miami Dolphins http://ping.fm/8U6vl

The Cleveland Cavaliers and the Phoenix Suns have come to an agreement on a trade for Shaquille O'Neal.

I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

Mark Ballard Please go to http://k92fm.com/ and vote for Austin McLaughlin. A Vero Beach native and a very talented young lady and daughter of the late John McLaughlin.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

If you have multiple social networking accounts and blogs you'll love ping.fm check em out.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Great Home For Sale

The kids are gone and it's time for my wife and I to downsize. As much as it hurts me we are putting our house up for sale. It's a great home in a private gated community in Vero Beach Florida. Vero is often referred to as Florida version of the Hamptons. It's a 3/BR, 2.5 Baths. Directly on the water, lagoon pool, dock with a boat lift and the most unbeliveable sunsets from the master bedroom deck and backyard. There are too many extras to list. Click here to check it out for yourself.

It was a busy week with the resent launch of OfferWire.com

It's official PingFM is very cool. Can post to multiple locations at once.

This PingFM is cool. Now lets see if it'll post to FB

Okay I may be a little slow on the uptake, so I'm testing pingfm