Thursday, July 30, 2009

Missing Dog Found After 9 Years http://ping.fm/B5z9m

Friday, July 10, 2009

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Death by chocolate http://ping.fm/SYXyR

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking boat and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss you a lot and think of you often

Thursday, July 2, 2009

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.