I JUST CALLED TO SAY I LOVE MOOO

There may be Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover, as the song goes - but even Paul Simon probably didn't think of calling her a cow.

As romantic gestures go, naming a farmyard animal after the woman you love (or would like to love) appears to lack a little subtlety.

Yet that is the 'lifeline' offered by Langage Farm to those forgetful blokes who have forgotten Valentine's Day today.All you have to do is email the farm's commercial manager Richard Scutt - at richard@langagefarm.com - with your sob story about why you're desperate for a spectacular gesture. The first ten names chosen will get £20 to spend in the farm shop - and a cow named after their loved one.

ManCrib.com Launches as the Internet Gift Haven for Men

Eight Man-friendly Brands Unite to Create the Male Gift 'It' List

"Guy's guys" who were previously left out in the cold when it came to gift registries and giving, now have a home on the Internet -- www.ManCrib.com. The ManCrib.com registry site, launching today, will be the internet parallel to that one place in the home -- garage, den or basement -- where a man can be a man.

The site will provide men with a one-stop-shop to ensure they receive the manly gifts they really want such as work benches, HDTV's, tools and grills. ManCrib.com will offer the perfect gift for any occasion, including holidays, birthdays, Father's Day, "man-registering" for a wedding or house warmings.