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Friday, February 15, 2008
Hillary Clinton Meets The Jackson 5, Meets the Partridge Family!
One of the most pathetic campaign song I have ever heard. It's like Up With People meets the Jackson 5 meets the Partridge Family. Caution: Watch the video on an empty stomach.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
I JUST CALLED TO SAY I LOVE MOOO
There may be Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover, as the song goes - but even Paul Simon probably didn't think of calling her a cow.
As romantic gestures go, naming a farmyard animal after the woman you love (or would like to love) appears to lack a little subtlety.
Yet that is the 'lifeline' offered by Langage Farm to those forgetful blokes who have forgotten Valentine's Day today.All you have to do is email the farm's commercial manager Richard Scutt - at richard@langagefarm.com - with your sob story about why you're desperate for a spectacular gesture. The first ten names chosen will get £20 to spend in the farm shop - and a cow named after their loved one.
Monday, February 11, 2008
Friday, February 8, 2008
Just when you thought the houseing market couldn't get any worse!
House-Hunting Horror: Body Found During Open House
An estate agent is recovering from shock after he showed a group of househunters around a house — and found a dead body inside a closet.
The prospective buyers were browsing around the four-bedroom home during an open viewing while the owner's corpse was hanging in the master bedroom. And discovering the body, they fled, with the shocked agent immediately locking the doors of the property in Quorn, Leicestershire, behind him and dialling for help.
The 48-year-old owner had put the detached house on the market for $670,292 after his elderly mother died. He reportedly told neighbors he was devastated by her death and the house held too many memories. Gary Hartley, who owns agents Hartley Estates, praised his colleague for the way he handled the situation.
He told Sky News Online: "One of my colleagues was conducting a tour of the property and unfortunately the body was found in a bedroom. "My colleague was terrific, he calmly ushered people out and locked the door. "He wasn't to know exactly what had gone on and informed the family and the authorities, and went home shaking."
Hartley said he did not know how many people were there, but said it was an open viewing and there was more than one party. He added: "It's a very desirable area and there's always been a lot of interest hence there were a number of viewers. "The buyers were shocked as well. But we exposed as few people as possible to the body."
He said: "Our sympathies go to the family and praise to my colleague for the way he handled the situation. "We have had people who were there for the viewing phoning up to praise the way he conducted himself." Police said the death is not being treated as suspicious and an inquest will be held at a later date.
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
High heels 'improve sex life'
Wearing higher heels may improve women's sex life, according to an Italian doctor.
Dr Maria Cerruto says 2ins high heels can help improve pelvic floor muscles, reports the BBC. Dr Cerruto, a urologist and self-professed lover of high heels, set out to prove they were not as bad for women's health as some suggest.
Her study of 66 women under 50 found those who held their foot at a 15 degree angle to the ground - the equivalent of a two inch heel - had as good posture as those who wore flat shoes. And, crucially, they showed less electrical activity in their pelvic muscles suggesting they were at an optimum position, which could improve their strength and ability to contract. Pelvic floor muscles assist sexual performance and satisfaction, and also provide vital support to the pelvic organs, which include the bladder, bowels and uterus. But they often weaken after pregnancy and childbirth, and as women get older.
Dr Cerruto said: "Women often have difficulty in carrying out the right exercises for the pelvic zone and wearing heels could be the solution. "Like many women, I like high-heeled shoes," she added. "It's good to know they have potential health benefits."
Friday, February 1, 2008
NASA Beams Beatles Into Space!
FIRST-EVER TRANSMISSION OF MUSIC TO FAR END OF GALAXY Across The Universe Goes Across The Universe!
Public Invited To Join In And Create 'Harmonic Convergence'
The US space agency NASA undertakes an historic mission on Monday, February 4th -- when it will beam music into deep space for the first time ever. Though it has become commonplace to transmit music to manned spacecraft over the past 40 years as wake-up songs for astronauts -- this will be the first time that a pure blast of music has been targeted to go further than an orbiting spacecraft. This transmission is targeted at Polaris ("The North Star"), which is situated 2.5 quadrillion miles away. (A quadrillion is one thousand million million! So 2,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles away!) The song will take 431 years to reach Polaris -- arriving in the year 2,439 AD.
The song selected for this mission "to boldly go where no music has gone before ... " is the classic Beatles peace anthem "Across The Universe."
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