There may be Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover, as the song goes - but even Paul Simon probably didn't think of calling her a cow.
As romantic gestures go, naming a farmyard animal after the woman you love (or would like to love) appears to lack a little subtlety.
Yet that is the 'lifeline' offered by Langage Farm to those forgetful blokes who have forgotten Valentine's Day today.All you have to do is email the farm's commercial manager Richard Scutt - at richard@langagefarm.com - with your sob story about why you're desperate for a spectacular gesture. The first ten names chosen will get £20 to spend in the farm shop - and a cow named after their loved one.
